Too Easy.
I think since Erik has a blog now (kinda late to jump on the bandwagon, ain't it?) he feels he can go and disrespect the blog elders. Like me.
I mean, look at my first post. It was back in 2003. Erik's blog just started this week.
When I pointed this out to him, he called me a rookie, and told me to eat a fortune cookie.
Clever, Big E.
Nothing but Illmatic, you Ill Dawg.
So I dug up this list from one of my old blogs. But yeah.
Go to Pattie's blog to diss him.
Cause i don't want that kind of garbage clogging up my blog.
:
Originally posted: 1/1/2004 05:54:27 PM
This is a list of the funniest stuff that a single person could ever accomplish in a year.
Once you read this, you'll respond the same way I did of the thought of this hapless dude doing this stuff: Hysterically.
However, to protect the ignorant individual, the name will be changed. Instead of this person's REAL name, we will simply call him Eric.
Eric:
Once said that he was putting his foot down on the matter. When he tried to stomp on the ground to prove his point, THIS happened:
First, his foot came down in all the wrong angles. It was supposed to come down straight; however, it came down SIDEWAYS.
Secondly, when his foot actually made contact with the ground, it didn't. His ankle did, instead.
So, picture this: a tall gangly kid who says he's going to stomp on the ground, then ends up almost breaking his ankle, while saying: "I'm going to step on it! That's fina--AUGHH!"
***
Once wore a Bledsoe jersey to school. Now the Bledsoe jersey has the number 11 on it. Thus, because he hadn't done anything stupid that day yet, he decided at that moment to say: "Yo, whoever wears number 11 has NO skill."
We all stared for a moment, while ERIC, completely oblivious, stood there, grinning. Then, one of us said, " Uh, ERIC, you ARE wearing number 11."
ERIC's reply: "I know."
***
At lunch, Paul was saying "..anyway, whoever likes fish and chips is mad gay."
ERIC turns around, and with a smile, says, "I love fish and chips."
***
Copies people's trademarks. I mean, do you remember when in the sound of music when "Frualine Maria" jumps up with a suitcase AND guitar in her hands and clicks her heels? I mean, the woman was charging down the street with about 70 kilos of stuff in her hands and she manages to do it TWICE while singing in a perfect voice! So, its like, if SHE can do that..how hard can it be, if you have NOThing in your hands, and are just standing there?
Well not everyone can just start jumping in the air and hitting their heels together. Well...not when ERIC attempts to do it. Not only does he miss but he falls over. HE FALLS OVER. Again, almost breaking his ankle.
***
Once said: "Honestly, who wears a watch thats bigger then their wrist?"
The answer, my sad inane friend is ANYONE who wears a watch. It would be impossible to have a watch smaller then your wrist.
***
Spent 4 days colouring a piece of paper with a pencil. The whole time, he kept commenting on his art with quotes like "ahaha!! its getting smaller!!!"(referring to the white area...I think) and "YES! Thats MAD big!"
***
Is EASILY confused and disorientated.
***
In history: Needed to rip a piece of paper in half. He was doing fine, but his ripping was only like 1cm per hour. So he sped up to about 5 cm per hour, and somehow ripped a jagged diagonal line, thereby RUINING the paper.
***
Anyway..theres more..but here are the top 8 so far...
I mean, look at my first post. It was back in 2003. Erik's blog just started this week.
When I pointed this out to him, he called me a rookie, and told me to eat a fortune cookie.
Clever, Big E.
Nothing but Illmatic, you Ill Dawg.
So I dug up this list from one of my old blogs. But yeah.
Go to Pattie's blog to diss him.
Cause i don't want that kind of garbage clogging up my blog.
:
Originally posted: 1/1/2004 05:54:27 PM
This is a list of the funniest stuff that a single person could ever accomplish in a year.
Once you read this, you'll respond the same way I did of the thought of this hapless dude doing this stuff: Hysterically.
However, to protect the ignorant individual, the name will be changed. Instead of this person's REAL name, we will simply call him Eric.
Eric:
Once said that he was putting his foot down on the matter. When he tried to stomp on the ground to prove his point, THIS happened:
First, his foot came down in all the wrong angles. It was supposed to come down straight; however, it came down SIDEWAYS.
Secondly, when his foot actually made contact with the ground, it didn't. His ankle did, instead.
So, picture this: a tall gangly kid who says he's going to stomp on the ground, then ends up almost breaking his ankle, while saying: "I'm going to step on it! That's fina--AUGHH!"
***
Once wore a Bledsoe jersey to school. Now the Bledsoe jersey has the number 11 on it. Thus, because he hadn't done anything stupid that day yet, he decided at that moment to say: "Yo, whoever wears number 11 has NO skill."
We all stared for a moment, while ERIC, completely oblivious, stood there, grinning. Then, one of us said, " Uh, ERIC, you ARE wearing number 11."
ERIC's reply: "I know."
***
At lunch, Paul was saying "..anyway, whoever likes fish and chips is mad gay."
ERIC turns around, and with a smile, says, "I love fish and chips."
***
Copies people's trademarks. I mean, do you remember when in the sound of music when "Frualine Maria" jumps up with a suitcase AND guitar in her hands and clicks her heels? I mean, the woman was charging down the street with about 70 kilos of stuff in her hands and she manages to do it TWICE while singing in a perfect voice! So, its like, if SHE can do that..how hard can it be, if you have NOThing in your hands, and are just standing there?
Well not everyone can just start jumping in the air and hitting their heels together. Well...not when ERIC attempts to do it. Not only does he miss but he falls over. HE FALLS OVER. Again, almost breaking his ankle.
***
Once said: "Honestly, who wears a watch thats bigger then their wrist?"
The answer, my sad inane friend is ANYONE who wears a watch. It would be impossible to have a watch smaller then your wrist.
***
Spent 4 days colouring a piece of paper with a pencil. The whole time, he kept commenting on his art with quotes like "ahaha!! its getting smaller!!!"(referring to the white area...I think) and "YES! Thats MAD big!"
***
Is EASILY confused and disorientated.
***
In history: Needed to rip a piece of paper in half. He was doing fine, but his ripping was only like 1cm per hour. So he sped up to about 5 cm per hour, and somehow ripped a jagged diagonal line, thereby RUINING the paper.
***
Anyway..theres more..but here are the top 8 so far...
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