Do some people act stupid just so they can confuse me?
So like, I'm confused.
Do some people act stupid just so they can confuse me?
Because its like, 'DAMN! What are you, _____ (insert whatever here, including stupid, nuts, blind etc)?!!
So like, here's a example. I was in science. And this dude, I won't say his name, Paul already knows this individual (geee..what a huge hint), yeah, so this dude, he decides to say this.
"This guy, has no skill...why does he swear he's ill?"
I mean, picture it. We're in SCIENCE. Taking down some physics stuff, and he just looks up, smiles, laughs
(woah..don't even get me started on his laugh.. Ok, its really to late. His laugh..um, its like..that simpsons..where everyones gonna die, so they cram into Flander's bomb shelter. Moe makes the noise of a barnyard animal. THAT is what his laugh is, only more so. In fact, everytime he laughs, I have to bloody vomit, cause its so nasty. ) s
o yeah, he laughs, and says
"This guy, has no skill...why does he swear he's ill?" THis time, adding "My rhymes are bizaaiiiire and illl, they scar and killl, i could cook you in a bar and grilll you think you're young, but you're..uh....over the hiill...ILLLL..."
So naturally, after I vomited in disgust, I said, "Uh...dude. Who are you talking to?"
He laughs, (I vomit), and he says, "Yo dawg, I'm talking to you!"
WOAH-hold it. Ummm, last time i checked DAWG was not a GREEK term. For that matter, neither is ILLLLLL or TAX IT! or GRIFT! or SNATCH! or BOOOK IT! or SEEeeeENNN.
So then after he says that, I follow the logical conclusion, and say, "Ok....who are you talking..ABOUT?"
He laughs, (i have nothing left to vomit, so i just gag) and he says, "YO dawg, i'm talking about you!"
Me: You're talking ABOUT ME....TO ME....REFERING TO ME...in the THIRD PERSON??
the 'ill dawg': (laughs) Yo this cool cat's gotta cool down! Who you think you being? Bruce Lee? WIth your pants all saggin'? I'll murder you dawg, there'll be no return of the dragon! ILLLL..SEEEEENN! BOOK A MAD TAX ON THOse papers!!
Me: Is it ok if I vomit again?
the 'ill dawg': Yo, this cool cat can do whatever he wants, but who does he think he's being?
Do some people act stupid just so they can confuse me?
Because its like, 'DAMN! What are you, _____ (insert whatever here, including stupid, nuts, blind etc)?!!
So like, here's a example. I was in science. And this dude, I won't say his name, Paul already knows this individual (geee..what a huge hint), yeah, so this dude, he decides to say this.
"This guy, has no skill...why does he swear he's ill?"
I mean, picture it. We're in SCIENCE. Taking down some physics stuff, and he just looks up, smiles, laughs
(woah..don't even get me started on his laugh.. Ok, its really to late. His laugh..um, its like..that simpsons..where everyones gonna die, so they cram into Flander's bomb shelter. Moe makes the noise of a barnyard animal. THAT is what his laugh is, only more so. In fact, everytime he laughs, I have to bloody vomit, cause its so nasty. ) s
o yeah, he laughs, and says
"This guy, has no skill...why does he swear he's ill?" THis time, adding "My rhymes are bizaaiiiire and illl, they scar and killl, i could cook you in a bar and grilll you think you're young, but you're..uh....over the hiill...ILLLL..."
So naturally, after I vomited in disgust, I said, "Uh...dude. Who are you talking to?"
He laughs, (I vomit), and he says, "Yo dawg, I'm talking to you!"
WOAH-hold it. Ummm, last time i checked DAWG was not a GREEK term. For that matter, neither is ILLLLLL or TAX IT! or GRIFT! or SNATCH! or BOOOK IT! or SEEeeeENNN.
So then after he says that, I follow the logical conclusion, and say, "Ok....who are you talking..ABOUT?"
He laughs, (i have nothing left to vomit, so i just gag) and he says, "YO dawg, i'm talking about you!"
Me: You're talking ABOUT ME....TO ME....REFERING TO ME...in the THIRD PERSON??
the 'ill dawg': (laughs) Yo this cool cat's gotta cool down! Who you think you being? Bruce Lee? WIth your pants all saggin'? I'll murder you dawg, there'll be no return of the dragon! ILLLL..SEEEEENN! BOOK A MAD TAX ON THOse papers!!
Me: Is it ok if I vomit again?
the 'ill dawg': Yo, this cool cat can do whatever he wants, but who does he think he's being?
