Friday, October 14, 2005

I Don't Want To Know - D V 8 - Remix - Lyrics

Originally by Mario Winans, featuring the illustriously dope P. Diddy.

Me and Wasim, we've added another verse.

We'll record it eventually.



I Don't Want To Know - D V 8 - Remix

Verse 1
Somebody said they saw you
The person you were kissing wasn't me
And I would never ask you
I just kept it to myself

Hook

I don't want to know
If you're playing me, keep it on the low
'Cause my heart can't take it anymore
And if you're creeping, please don't let it show
O baby, I don't want to know

Verse 2

I think about it when I hold you
When looking in your eyesI can't believe
I don't need to know the truth
Baby, keep it to yourself

Hook

Bridge

Does he touch you better than me (Touch you better than me)
Does he watch you fall asleep (Watch you fall asleep)
Does he show you love this way and the things you do to me (Do to me, baby)
if you're better off that way (Better off that way)
baby all that I can say (All that I can say)
Go on and do your thing and don't come back to me (Stay away from me, baby)

P. Diddy

I don't wanna know where your whereabouts or how you moving
I know when you in the house or when you cruising
It's been proven
My love you abusing
I can't understand how a man got you choosing
Undecided, I came and provided
My, undivided, you came and denied it
Don't even try that, I know when you lying
Don't even do that, I know why you crying
I'm not applying any pressure, just want to let you know
That I don't want to let you go
And I don't want to let you leave
Can't say I didn't let you breathe
Gave you extra cheese, put you in a SUV
You wanted Ice, so I made you freeze
Made you hot like the West Indies
Now it's time you invest in me
'Cause if not, then it's best you leave
Holla

Hook

Remix Verse

I've learned my lesson, trife female deceptions
Everytime I mention, you avoid all my questions
Tear's wet; I check the method
How you gon' find someone new to step with
When you with two, how you gon' respect one?
I told the truth, you trife with corrections
I saw it all, at the height of your creeping
I saw you flexing, I know where you sleeping
I saw you leaving, I saw where you cheating
Don't believe - me and another man be competing
for your heart, 'cause I forfeit
Thought I was shot down, 2 seconds later more hit
Each revelation, a knife to my ego
"A ho's a ho" truth, Beanie Seagel
Step back, see things in perspective
Don't lie, your eyes, they confessed it
Tried to show, all things you was blessed with
Lost count of the guys that you messed with
Check this, never thought I was a blind fool
Never expect that blow from my boo
But now I know


Hook

100th post: Freeing Session by Jess and Matt

yh - - matthew says:
when i was a kid, i loved them toys that made noise
girls mature faster while boys will be boys
we're not in infinity ; why you be feeling me
i hit hard car crash so you be reeling, see
stealing me, myself and i
but me myself and i will try
to break off if you say so, and die
potato..you know like french fries

|.Jessicat - Alas, the home environment has made Blubber suicidal.| Coffee black and egg white, pull me out from inside says:
Our youth is fading,
And by the time we're mating,
We'll be begging to grow up
Experience something new,
Start acting tough.
To quote a movie that gathered the masses,
"We pass the time of day to forget how time passes".
That's life, you see,
it's not about the birds and the bees,
Remember to key down the haste,
You've only got 525,600 minutes a year to waste.

yh - - matthew says:
thats right, so in the game of life
you want to win, you pay the price
save your life, gays or whites
people will be people, today's the life
raise the price, then lay your wife
life is great meaning graves ain't nice
i autograph everything verbally from bars to cars
i like criminals like i like apes in zoos -- behind bars
near or far, here or "knar" ( ?) i know you be feeling this
so you can "zuh baghj skujd poo poo poo" (my own language)

|.Jessicat - Alas, the home environment has made Blubber suicidal.| Coffee black and egg white, pull me out from inside says:
Don't get too ahead of yourself,
And don't grow up too fast,
Your friends and family will be here to help,
Even if you sometimes feel like an ass.
It's a free for all, you and me,
Take what you want, make good of what you need,
Love every new person you meet,
Because the world can't possibly run out,
Just open your hearts and scream it out loud.

yh - - matthew says:
lets keep it serious:
when you FART you waste gas like a car in idle
i lie though, smile, don't be suicidal
i lie so, we can stay in the suburbs
i see adjectives yeah, but damn, what verbs?
what's up turd? didn't mean disrespect
the reckless neckless round my neck - keep my respect
at a all time high, all guys lie, cry and die
sit, comtemplate, sigh and lie, so, hi and bye

|.Jessicat - Alas, the home environment has made Blubber suicidal.| Coffee black and egg white, pull me out from inside says:
Yesterday we were touching the sky,
Swinging on swings,
Jumping off; landing was a piece of pie.
We were content with life,
No drama for ours to fling,
It wasn't as hard to avoid the knife,
or bombs or guns or all the dangers of this world.
But we've got drugs all over our streets,
And we've made sand out of a shiny pearl.
The world's colder than a witches teet,
But just wait, 'cause the sun's shining like a girl!

yh - - matthew says:
twice, no, THRICE a witches teet
my friend stepped in mud, i had to wash the bitches feet
riches = sweet, but i have the sickest beats
lick this sweet--lollipop rocket (where?)
uhh, its right here in my pocket (there!)
thats a typical male pick up line
stick to rhymes matt - smoke the blunt..ahhh.it hit my mind
shit she's fine, -- wait which bitch is mine?

|.Jessicat - Alas, the home environment has made Blubber suicidal.| Coffee black and egg white, pull me out from inside says:
That's a nice story, Matt,
But let's take this back,
And start with the facts-
We're young, we're adult, we're old,
And we can't waste it all, doing exactly as we're told.
Don't let your brain turn into mold.
Be who you want to be,
Live how you want to live,
Don't stress around like a bitch in heat,
Take what you can, but don't forget to give.

yh - - matthew says:
i was watching SNL ; saw the dude hosting
so now i'm in the mood for some useless boastin
i'm taking all your things even if i gotta grab
wait -- all your possessions, i already have
i bought them, got bored and sold them
bet 100 thou and lost it in a game o' texas holdem
went on the stock market and won a cool million
it was easy, all it took was two million, feel me?

|.Jessicat - Alas, the home environment has made Blubber suicidal.| Coffee black and egg white, pull me out from inside says:
Oh, but my friend, money is no inhibition,
Even if you've got none, don't drift into hibernation,
Material things aren't all that's left here,
Neither or cigarettes and a case of beer.
Listen to this guy, he's got like ADD,
Don't know where he's going, don't know what to be.
A thief or a sailor,
The postman or Normal Mailer,
Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da, Life goes on,
there will always be dark b4 the dawn.

yh - - matthew says:
i like to use my lyrics to display my full wit
i fed a cow laxitives so i could see bullshit
threw a clock in the sky- so i could see time fly
rapped wit a polygraph test so i could see rhymes lie
put my decisions under my pillow so i could sleep on it
used a rag round my head like a cheap bonnet
i put wings on my arms so i could feel it soaring
but yo, drilling for oil: seriously boring

|.Jessicat - Alas, the home environment has made Blubber suicidal.| Coffee black and egg white, pull me out from inside says:
This is a first-hand display,
Of taking things too literall-ay.
But using your brand of logic,
Wouldn't a bull produce bullshit?
Cows will maw and moo,
But bullshit, they do not poo.
What a lovely picture this is forming,
In that skull you love adorning.
With mistletoe 'round Christmas,
And chemicals to show bismuth.
And what does drilling oil accomplish?
it's bad for the environment, it kills the fish.

yh - - matthew says:
i got a skeleton in my closet ; everymorning i greet my bones
i drank wet cement - - got completely stoned
see my clones? i'm like a martini - wurrd! (how's that?)
i can get shaken, but i'm never stirred (how about that!)
my guns talk yo, haha, i love how my rifle's laugh
how do crazy ppl go through mazes? they take the psycho path

|.Jessicat - Alas, the home environment has made Blubber suicidal.| Coffee black and egg white, pull me out from inside says:
We might as well finish this now,
The war will stop when the guns go POW.
And here's some real conversation for your ass,
'cause TIME's going quick, ya can't let it pass.
Just like the theme we had at the beginning,
It left us as quick as lightening.
But as for me, Ryan Adams is waiting,
Along with many other boys worth dating.

yh - - matthew says:
i saw an old man, he's gay....i lied
but when i told him to act his age - -he died
i'm totally accustomed, i'm always set
i play guitar nervously - i always fret
i steal the souls cause i feel the flow
i make the best bakers cause i knead the dough
i'm a lil confused, i don't understand ya
times flies like an arrow - fruit flies like a banana
talked to my mama, i'ma end it mom!
my moms told me to videotape it and upload it to yousendit.com

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Anthony Vs Matthew // Judged by Puvver

AnToNy' says:
ahh matt start

'AnToNy' says:
run this shit

p u \\// e r : " Nostradamus stylez, what I sez is gonn' come true. " says:
go find ur rhyming dictionaries and start it up, kidss

'AnToNy' says:
aight aight im testing here

'AnToNy' says:
marry had a little lamb,
who crashed into a pylon,
10 thousand volts went up its ass,
and turned its wool to nylon

yh - - matthew says:
lol @ rhyming dictionary

yh - - matthew says:
lol wtf @ the4 mary thing

'AnToNy' says:
ahem.....nigga nigga, do u own a tiga
nahh slim, but i do own matt yu cause im a winna,

'AnToNy' says:
lol

'AnToNy' says:
yo im warmin up aight

yh - - matthew says:
lol, aight

yh - - matthew says:
take your time

'AnToNy' says:
aight aight

p u \\// e r : " Nostradamus stylez, what I sez is gonn' come true. " says:
hes stretchin n shit

yh - - matthew says:
lol @ stretching fingers and thumb muscles for some hard core typing

'AnToNy' says:
jack n jill
went up a hill...to have some hanky panky
silly jill forgot her pill
n now thers lil matty

yh - - matthew says:
aight i'ma drop a few bombs just to test the waters too

'AnToNy' says:
thers sharks in the water yo

yh - - matthew says:
coming to battle me? dude, you sane?
i'll catch you red handed like your name was hussien
eat your veggies son, eat your carrots kid
i'll bomb your dumbass like i was a terrorist

'AnToNy' says:
nigga do u know wat this is? (matt says: nah be wat is it"?),
its yu suckin ma dick

'AnToNy' says:
aight i see how it is

'AnToNy' says:
jin style huh

yh - - matthew says:
yeh, i call it my "jin-ing" style
when i beat your punk ass i'ma flash my winning smile

yh - - matthew says:
lol

yh - - matthew says:
alright lets do this

yh - - matthew says:
drop a verse

'AnToNy' says:
georgy porgy pudding n pie,
kissed the girls and made them cry,
wen the boys came out to play,
he kissed them too, cause he was gay

yh - - matthew says:
..your verse?

yh - - matthew says:
lol

'AnToNy' says:
yEAH!!!!

yh - - matthew says:
lol puvver you reading this?

'AnToNy' says:
lol

'AnToNy' says:
hey man spit ur verse

p u \\// e r : " Nostradamus stylez, what I sez is gonn' come true. " says:
yeeea man

p u \\// e r : " Nostradamus stylez, what I sez is gonn' come true. " says:
i gotta hear it from both sides tho

yh - - matthew says:
alright i'ma drop a few dope lines..keep time
yh - - matthew says:
tony's coming hard wit his "hurtin me" lines
haha, never mind - - kids using nursery rhymes (lol!)
haha, talking about george? who the hell is that?
...oh man..i dont' want to hear your sell out rap...

done.

yh - - matthew says:
aiyo..i MUST BE A BAD COOK...cause i keep burning this kid

p u \\// e r : " Nostradamus stylez, what I sez is gonn' come true. " says:
is that it, or is he respondin?

yh - - matthew says:
lol i dunno

'AnToNy' says:
haha, those really are some dope lines,
i thought u gonna drop bombs, not fake mines.
this kid is a bad cook for real,
i had to pray after my meal.
dont take me likely cause im a brown man tryin,
somebody get this kid a diaper, he

'AnToNy' says:
*somebody get this kid a diaper, he wont stop cryin.
i know my styles arnt ill cause i lack skill,
but in the end its u who be takin the drug pill.
now its up to u yo to judge our rhyming,
cause this kid cant sit still, he still whinning

yh - - matthew says:
i'll bust you up boy; trust; its simple
this kid will get popped off like a pimple
wit his fat lips its surprising to see his rap's shit
his lines were so crap puv said "is that it?"
haha i'll clown this brown man trying
tmrw in the star "another brown man dying"
you best step back; my raps are versatile
i'll have you beat so bad it hurts to smile
my nose must be sensitive cause i'm smelling your

yh - - matthew says:
fear

yh - - matthew says:
you're so full of shit i can smell it from here

yh - - matthew says:
lol

'AnToNy' says:
lol

'AnToNy' says:
ewww u nasty

yh - - matthew says:
i'ma unload my full clip
and kill this cat's bullshit

i'm done.......its been fun

yh - - matthew says:
lol

'AnToNy' says:
lol

'AnToNy' says:
yo i say matt won still

p u \\// e r : " Nostradamus stylez, what I sez is gonn' come true. " says:
yeea forsure

p u \\// e r : " Nostradamus stylez, what I sez is gonn' come true. " says:
mat wonn


niceeee.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Gangster Essentials




(Gangster Essentials)

This is dedicated to my good but non-gangster friend JOEY. Hopefully in the near (but most likely distant) future you too can learn to be gangster.

ENDORSMENTS


"If you want to be g-g-g-gangster, you must have the following in your music video!"
-50 cent

"Aiyo, matt be the realest cat out there right now"
-2nd realest cat out there right now

"Matt's the first PAC (Phat Asian Cat). I had to be the second PAC."
-2pac

"Matt's the JAY (Jamrock-Asian-Yonker-man) to the A...thats why i can't be the Jay-A)
-Jay-Z


THE LIST

1. many many cars.

it doesn't matter if the car is butt ugly, as long as the vehicle has massive rims and is "chromed" out. that way, you can state lyrics saying same. ("my 22's be chromed out")

2. People throwing their money in the air like they just don't care.

It doesn't matter if you spend the next 2 hours picking up all the money you threw on the ground....you need to appear like you dont 'care about it.

bonus: use 50 dollar bills to light your cigars (also expensive) and use 100 dollar bills as toilet paper

3. Two words. Bling.

As a rapper this is a must have. commonly refered to as being "iced-out" you can match your chromed out car, and create a hunch back by having a massive pendant. pendants, commonly known as "jesus pieces (the original pendants were crosses)" must either have your name, a dollar sign or both. anything smaller then both of your palms side-by-side is known as "small balls" which as we all know, and are constantly reminded, rappers do NOT have.

4. miseducation.

often misinterpreted as rebellion, many rappers believe any sort of activity that"goes against the system" is "cool". This leads to many strange and infact unadbashedly insane ideas from rappers. This include's relatively new rapper "THE G.A.M.E." who tattooed a tear on his cheek to represent all the sad events in his life. Recently, he tattooed a butterfly on his other cheek to represent his apparent gayness happier moments.


5. balls.

although rappers may not have "small balls" they definately have some sort of "ball" or two. this allows them to say the most overused line in rap history:

"all i have are my balls and my word"

rappers however, are notorious liars, leading people to believe that many rappers may infact have a "small ball" or two.

5. many aliases.

This allows the rapper to start off albums and songs by introducing themselves for a good 3546876 minutes before the song actually starts. This is a typical intro to all rap songs.

"WASSSUP! THIS HERE YO' BOI BIG KALLY-WALLY-DALLY AKA LONGO-BONGO-DONGO AKA BIG TOASTA-ROASTA-AKA TONY THA TIGA!! BIG-UP BIG-UP!!!"

Sadly, this type of "bigging-up" oneself does not seclude itself to music, but spreads into conversations...

"Hey man, whats up. long time, no see--"

"WASSSUP! THIS HERE YO' BOI BIG KALLY-WALLY-DALLY AKA LONGO-BONGO-DONGO AKA BIG TOASTA-ROASTA-AKA TONY THA TIGA!! BIG-UP BIG-UP!!!"

"..."

...and typically every normal activity.

6.Violence.

A nice guy just isn't gangster. This is why all gangsters know they must be violent and threatening. Helping little old ladies isn't going to boister your hood reputation, only your "good" reputation. Thus, all true gangster know that they must threaten everyone/thing that doesn't agree with them. Just mentioning a true gangster's name should instill fear into everyone/thing.

EXAMPLES: Ordering @ mcdonalds...

"Would you like fries with that?"

"WASSSUP! THIS HERE YO' BOI BIG KALLY-WALLY-DALLY AKA LONGO-BONGO-DONGO AKA BIG TOASTA-ROASTA-AKA TONY THA TIGA!! BIG-UP BIG-UP!!! AIYO WHAT THE F#CK MAN! HOW YOU BE ASKIN WHETHER I BE WANTIN F#CKING FRIES WIT THAT? AND WHAT THE F#CK DOES FRIES GOT TO DO WITH 'THAT'? WTF IS 'THAT ANYWAY?'"

"..."

Mowing the lawn...

*mower refuses to start.

"WASSSUP! THIS HERE YO' BOI BIG KALLY-WALLY-DALLY AKA LONGO-BONGO-DONGO AKA BIG TOASTA-ROASTA-AKA TONY THA TIGA!! BIG-UP BIG-UP!!! THIS MOWER BEST BE STARTING UP SOON OR I'MA BUST A CAP IN IT'S UHH...HEAD?"

*mower cowers in fear.

7. Hoes.

No, rappers do not do gardening, the hoes to which i refer are also known as "hunnies, shorties, "b", tarts, b!tches, chicks, chickens, floosies, skanks, sluts, hors (alternatively spelled "whore")" and occasionally "girls".

The more hoes in the video, the better. i cannot stress this enough. This solidifies the notion that the rapper attracts many of these beautiful women to the point that they must remove all clothing and dance lustily with each other instead of the said (sad?) rapper. It doesn't even matter if the rapper is female, there WILL be scantily clad women in the video.

to be continued with...


8. drugs

&

9. extreme language

& many more tips need to become a true gangsta.