text battle: matt vs luv

Whos Who

Luv: « Đґ. £üv³ »
Matt: kevlar /// gоdѕsоп

« Đґ. £üv³ » says:
start with 6 bars first round

« Đґ. £üv³ » says:
then 8 2nd round

« Đґ. £üv³ » says:
then 10 the 3rd round

« Đґ. £üv³ » says:
aight

« Đґ. £üv³ » says:
u start it

« Đґ. £üv³ » says:
well

kevlar /// gоdѕsоп says:
alright..but uhh

kevlar /// gоdѕsоп says:
you start it lol

« Đґ. £üv³ » says:
u write ur 6 bars n ill write mine

« Đґ. £üv³ » says:
like do it at the same time

« Đґ. £üv³ » says:
who ever is done just send it

« Đґ. £üv³ » says:
aight

kevlar /// gоdѕsоп says:
alright

« Đґ. £üv³ » says:
eh lil boy u claim to be god's son
make u bleed more than a virgin nun
make u scream off the top of ur lungs
smoke blunts just to ease the pain
u dont want it with this nigga im insane
just stop writin cus ur lyrics r lame

kevlar /// gоdѕsоп says:
freeing right now wit the doctor of love
you couldn't catch rec if you had eight baseball gloves
not dissing you intentionally, but truth hurts
we freeing like in math class, like we did at first
somethins wrong wit your lines..dude must be cursed
i'll give you a freelimo ride; catch is, you'll be in a hearst


kevlar /// gоdѕsоп says:
second round

kevlar /// gоdѕsоп says:
stop tryin to be a rapper, you won't get far
like bullets tryin to get through my vest of kevlar/2
retard....you better get smart
i'll have you cheap and sold by the dozen like donuts at k-mart/4
you not a doctor..wheres your phd?
you couldn't ride a beat, if it was the TTC/6
you know what that is right..transit?
i'll point beretta's at your feet and make you dance kid/8

« Đґ. £üv³ » says:
homie i eat niggas like you for lunch
if not one then probably a whole bunch
hey god's son your fuckin with da godfather
your parents probably thought they had a daughter
take you outta town just to make it not bait
they'll know when for dinner your always late
just to let u know about you, i dont care
if we were to fist fight, i know u wouldnt dare


kevlar /// gоdѕsоп says:
last round

« Đґ. £üv³ » says:
aight

kevlar /// gоdѕsоп says:
got tonns of lame rappers tryin ta award me
i'll make these next 8 lines a grammy winnin story/2
you was driving down sandelwood like B I G
pulled over by a cop, sayin "lemme see i d"/4
you was all proud, sayin "i got my g1"
cop wasn't impressed, wasn't the first time he seen one/6
don't gass yourself about your "sick" ride
so much gass..you know thats straight suicide/8
everytime i spit you know its awesome
but what else could it be -- comming from god's son/10

« Đґ. £üv³ » says:
in your hood whenever i come through
i get more attention than hitler killin jews
who knew u'd be here tryin to impress me
sorry son i aint gay so just let me be
ur ass should stay offline n not fuck with this big boy
the difference inbetween our gats is that mine aint a toy
not to be mean but ur ass should be in a freak show
sorry to ruin your self-esteem but it was probably already low
really sorry son but you never had a chance
call me dad and i wont shoot your toe when i make you dance

classic battle: tahir vs. matt

Who's Who

Tahir: Mr. Wasim.......I gah nuff money to buy u a life..haha©Lloyd Banks

Matt: kevlar /// gоdѕsоп

kevlar /// gоdѕsоп says:
so yeh, how you wanna do this

Mr. Wasim.......I gah nuff money to buy u a life..haha©Lloyd Banks says:
dun really matter i havent done this fo a whiiiiile

kevlar /// gоdѕsоп says:
lol

kevlar /// gоdѕsоп says:
alright 6 bars / 7 rounds

Mr. Wasim.......I gah nuff money to buy u a life..haha©Lloyd Banks says:
aigh

kevlar /// gоdѕsоп says:
you start it?

Mr. Wasim.......I gah nuff money to buy u a life..haha©Lloyd Banks says:
naaah

Mr. Wasim.......I gah nuff money to buy u a life..haha©Lloyd Banks says:
start

kevlar /// gоdѕsоп says:
lol

kevlar /// gоdѕsоп says:
alright

kevlar /// gоdѕsоп says:
dudes comin at me all gangsta and ballin
fruitcake, where you really reppin? oh right ; malton
you ain't a rapper until you can free, kid
you so dumb if you spoke your mind, kid would be speechless
don't be stupid now, coming at the Son of God
you like cement (how?) takes you 2 days to get hard

Mr. Wasim.......I gah nuff money to buy u a life..haha©Lloyd Banks says:
ma goodness..u done? homie im stunned
all the effort u put in and thas all u got..said so much shit, i already forgot
and that aint cuz im bout ta smoke u like the herbs i jus did
iz jus cuz wah u said jus too worthless
to be given another thought..THOUGHT u'd have more to u than wah u brought
and ye homie im styll reppin the HOOD..Maltown, dawg, respect it as u should

Mr. Wasim.......I gah nuff money to buy u a life..haha©Lloyd Banks says:
n if u want me to continue, homie i could

kevlar /// gоdѕsоп says:
i understand if you stunned, but how am i your homie?
when i spit, i'm so off the hook, dudes mistake me for OJ
looks like you babblin dude, so just catch your breath
i'll race you to heaven ; i'll beat you to death
damn though, you acting thug wit your pants low
type of queer cat to wear socks wit his sandels

Mr. Wasim.......I gah nuff money to buy u a life..haha©Lloyd Banks says:
lets get a few things straight..woops i know u sensitive with that term
cuz we all know wah it takes fo u to get firm
damn boi..neva knew how a bitch could make a man squirm
buh then again why would i compliment you wid dat gender
ur face a wreck..like u comin from a fender bender
now as u proceed, u fuel the fire
take some heed..befo things get dire

kevlar /// gоdѕsоп says:
you the kid who jack off to gay porrn
still couldn't bust a NUT if your balls was ACORNS
i move my vowels like dudes move they bowels, actually
you spit more crap then them damn factories
ask any person right now: who is the hot one?
mr wasim? or is it God's Son

Mr. Wasim.......I gah nuff money to buy u a life..haha©Lloyd Banks says:
Iz kinda funny how much shit u spew in ur spittin
Dudes move their bowels? boi i'll push ur shit in
Your whole style wreaks like fresh feces
You wanna go man ta man? u aint even the right species
Now spare me the boredom of ur meagre prowess
You like a dairy farmer that dunno what a cow is

kevlar /// gоdѕsоп says:
you use weak metaphors; dairy farmers and cows?
spit foul, smack you into the chair man, like mao
you can't come at me like you dunno the outcome
again, you mr wasim, rappin vs Gods Son
you and queer rappers still got somethin in common
they all pansies..and you bout to blossom
you were gonna say somthin? no? thats what i thought son

Mr. Wasim.......I gah nuff money to buy u a life..haha©Lloyd Banks says:
Haha seems u waverin on ur skills homie resortin ta sounds?
Like mao? blao? Maybe a lil bit of splao?
Only the fourth round n u seem ta falter
Buh a man like me dun hesitate or halter
No, not halter as in halter top u so familiar wid
When u gon come outta the closet n declare it?

kevlar /// gоdѕsоп says:
can't believe you missed that punchline you gay kid?
get it now? CHAIRMAN MAO, how slow do i gotta say it?
claim you got nuff money to buy me a life (rigght)
why not save that dolo, buy yourself a wife (aigght?)
cause when you lose, you need someone to cry to at home at night
cant always have guys comin to give you dome, alright?

Mr. Wasim.......I gah nuff money to buy u a life..haha©Lloyd Banks says:
man i dun need a wife, ur own girlfriends enuff
cuz u could be her bank, buh i'll make her huff n puff
i dun even need to destroy every lil prick that wan compete
cuz im tireda issuin defeat afta defeat
your whole style's weak, needs ta be tweaked
cuz i'll make ur luminous fantasy go bleak
u in the wrong place if respects wah u seek

kevlar /// gоdѕsоп says:
you comin at me like your rhymes is lethal
lookin in the mirror: its jarule, the sequel!!
acting gangsta, you ain't no leader, you jus follow
only time you got arrested was in Grand Theft Auto
we get judged based on how far we go
i got dolo pockets fatter then kids on the maury show
acting scared, cause your crew's fate, y'all seen
y'all wear more hats then baseball teams

Mr. Wasim.......I gah nuff money to buy u a life..haha©Lloyd Banks says:
man u jus stubborn, like the lil engine that could
buh u cant dawg..is it understood?
you wan launch urself buh u losin fuel
you lukewarm, n u think ure cool?
iz like u take the term pussy to a literal context
cuz by the way u spit, nun else could be btween ur legs

kevlar /// gоdѕsоп says:
here it is, the last verse, lucky number seven
got the crowds hands in the air, like i'm waving automatic weapons
got the dolo pockets, got the mad paper
to get your girl i ain't even need to rape her
only thing is turn on the charm, and occasionally date her
i'll always have her too..like some for now, and some in the fridge for later
got your girl comin on me even when i'm in the bathroom
even before i ever met her? damn does AXE work that soon?

haha..mad wack, i dunn even know what i was sayin lol

Mr. Wasim.......I gah nuff money to buy u a life..haha©Lloyd Banks says:
huh? wahs that? sorry i musta dozed off
jus had a nightmare; ma vp dancin round wid her clothes off
guess ur rap jus instils such disgust
u livin in a bubble thats about ta bust
freestylin u, must admit, is time well spent
teach u a few things, bout wah it means to be eloquent
i walk the malls, gah bitches stampedin like elephants

NANI!

A few days ago, we were playing basketball when it happened.

This dude, Erik (not his real name..its just even funnier if you think it IS Erik) grabbed the ball.

Steamrolling down the court (parking lot) he tried his most amazing move ever.

He pulled the ball into his shirt, which then threw him off balance, and then, at full speed, he ran onto a patch of gravel, and promptly did the splits.

It was like Zoolander trying to pull his tighty-whiteys out of his pants, during the walk-of.

So of course everyone responded to this event the same way.

Hysterically.

Honestly though, he was ok. The game continued, and as he got up, another of his teammates realized that he was still open...and alone in the other team's zone.

So he recieved the pass, and started to run towards the net.

Bad move: he was STILL standing in the patch of gravel.

With the speed and agility of an Olympic Gold-Medal Rock, he slipped, and fell, not two meters away from his original fall!

So of course everyone responded to this event the same way. Hysterically.

This time, however, he was closer to the hill, and the ball rolled down the hill.

We waited until he got up (a few minutes..after all, he HAD just fallen twice.), then we made him go get it.

As he ran down the, his legs were still a little sore, and he TRIPPED- and fell down the hill, landing flat on his face.

"AuUgGggHhHhHH!!"

I calmly observed, "Gee whillikers, maybe he should stop playing."

text battle 5: ricky vs matt pt 2

kevlar][gоdѕsоп says:
nah b, you start it tthis time

~Ricky says:
he thinks hes the real chinky I-M-C
but this dude doesnt even kno how to free
a wannabe is the limit of his expectations
wen im dun with him his bones will need some excavation
he can try and throw everything hes got
it dun matter cuz a G is wat he is not

kevlar ; gоdѕsоп says:
alright alright

kevlar ; gоdѕsоп says:
i never claimed that i was a o. g.
but i'm most def gansta; thats what your mom told me
i'll beat you certainly, it ain't probably
you spittin nonsense..sure you ain't punjabi?
damn queer dude, nuttin but a faggot
i done been smoking you too much ; gotta kick the habit

~Ricky says:
aog?

kevlar ; gоdѕsоп says:
an "O. G." (old g)

~Ricky says:
i'm most def gansta?

kevlar ; gоdѕsоп says:
stop stallin and post your verse..

kevlar ; gоdѕsоп says:
lol

kevlar ; gоdѕsоп says:
most definately gangsteR!!

~Ricky says:
im tryin to make a come back

~Ricky says:
u jus said u never claimed to be a g

~Ricky says:
yo maaaad contradictions

kevlar ; gоdѕsоп says:
a OG not a G

kevlar ; gоdѕsоп says:
there's a O there

kevlar ; gоdѕsоп says:
O as in , Oh, ricky = sucks..lol

~Ricky says:
so ur sayin ur not an old g but a young g?

kevlar ; gоdѕsоп says:
duhh

~Ricky says:
ok...

kevlar ; gоdѕsоп says:
...waits forever..

~Ricky says:
a wannabe is the best u can hope for
at best ur free skills are rated as poor
i dunno why but hes addicted to old women
ur gunna hurt rahim if u be done with men
women and me u like them all firm
ouch turn off the oven cuz u jus been burned

~Ricky says:
men*

~Ricky says:
lol

kevlar ; gоdѕsоп says:
twice, now i come hard, leave you reelin
couldn't peep my level, if i bought you glass ceilins
you 50 cent, loose change, trust me, you sold out
not just you but your god damn whole house
i'm made of stone, but you the glass man
my granpa's got more skills - and he already passed, damnn

~Ricky says:
im sturdy like a rock its u who be feelin
my rhymes and dildos is wat u be stealin
its all good cuz i dun judge gay fags
jus hope u clean that after u dun with the gay mags
the only thing u cum hard over is ur boy toy rahim
u two are all over each other like two pod with two beans

~Ricky says:
a pod with two beans*
kevlar ; gоdѕsоп says:
i LMAO @ you wit rahim, when you drop his name
i drop you faster then g-unit dropped the game
trust me, rick-a-lick, you ain't down wit it
you the dumb one; you tried to drown a fish
you go against the flow, cause you gay, but don't fight this
heard you got maad sex - - till your wrist got arthritis

kevlar ; gоdѕsоп says:
hahaha

~Ricky says:
lol aite

~Ricky says:
im pretty sure i won that tho