If only being outside were more like...driving a car!
prologue// thoughts...
Do you think...theres an evil Santa?
An evil Santa?? you ask?
Yeah! Like...Santa's deranged twin brother or something! He'd make toys for all the BAD girls and boys!
Evil Santa would give all the dangerious annoying and corrupting toys your parents won't allow!
And if you're good? He punishes you with shirts and underwear.
main//
Ever notice how many conversations revolve around TV shows and movies?
Our common references are events that never happened (nicole: do it!?!)and people we'll never meet!
We know more about celebrities and fictional characters than we know about our neighbors!
That must be why new houses aren't built with big front porches anymore.
outro//
you know...School wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have to go everyday...
...and if you didn't have to learn anything...
...and if you took away all the teachers...
...and all the others kids...
If it was completely different, school would be great.
A lot of things are like that.
Like today. It was mad cold. Even right now, it needs to be 30 degrees warmer outside.
As I walked through the rain. I thought"
"Why stop there? For that matter, its also too quiet:
we need some background music...
....and its too slow...
...things should happen more quickly. "
Then, it hit me: If only being outside were more like...driving a car!
Great. I agreed with myself. I could be sitting down right now too.
Do you think...theres an evil Santa?
An evil Santa?? you ask?
Yeah! Like...Santa's deranged twin brother or something! He'd make toys for all the BAD girls and boys!
Evil Santa would give all the dangerious annoying and corrupting toys your parents won't allow!
And if you're good? He punishes you with shirts and underwear.
main//
Ever notice how many conversations revolve around TV shows and movies?
Our common references are events that never happened (nicole: do it!?!)and people we'll never meet!
We know more about celebrities and fictional characters than we know about our neighbors!
That must be why new houses aren't built with big front porches anymore.
outro//
you know...School wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have to go everyday...
...and if you didn't have to learn anything...
...and if you took away all the teachers...
...and all the others kids...
If it was completely different, school would be great.
A lot of things are like that.
Like today. It was mad cold. Even right now, it needs to be 30 degrees warmer outside.
As I walked through the rain. I thought"
"Why stop there? For that matter, its also too quiet:
we need some background music...
....and its too slow...
...things should happen more quickly. "
Then, it hit me: If only being outside were more like...driving a car!
Great. I agreed with myself. I could be sitting down right now too.
