Lunchtime Halirity (sp?)
"HAHAHA!" Sheldon guffawed from behind his lunchbag.
Edwin and I slowly looked up from our intense game of Big 2. Although Edwin had won the previous 4 games ( debatable, because I had clearly called them PRACTICE GAMES) I was beginning to gain the upper hand. "Ohhh my Gawd!" I fairly shouted as I looked at my hand. DRAGON! This meant I would finally win a game!
I was about to to lay down the hand when Sheldon had erupted.
"Wha-what," Edwin asked anxiously. "Are you ok?"
Sheldon slapped the table with one hand, covered his mouth laughing with another hand and pointed to his sandwich with another hand.
"HA! LOOK! IT'S A DOLPHIN!" Sheldon shouted suddenly, at his sandwich.
Me and Edwin peered in for a closer look.
Edwin scoffed. "A dolphin? How so?"
I nodded in agreement. "How do you have three arms?"
Edwin and Sheldon both looked at me before continuing.
"See, here is the eye, here is the nose-" Sheldon began to explain.
Edwin finally saw it: "Ohh..yeah! THERE it is...hey, you know this means you're eating meat."
I wasn't so sure. "Wait...so where's his other arm?"
Sheldon replied, "Hey, this reminds me of a story WHICH IS IN NO WAY RELATED. I owe you five bucks man."
He proceeded to hand the money which I held loosely in my hand. Looking around, I said, "hey, where did Tina go--"
"YOINK!"
I was aghast to find that someone had in fact, "yoinked" the bill from my hand!
Looking at the possible suspects, I decided the only perpretator (??) could be Tina.
"Stupid Tina," I muttered, "you never can trust those cosplay girls..."
Edwin laffed. "Uh Matt, Tina isn't even here today."
"A likely story," I proclaimed, as I went up to Tina. "Who then, is THIS?!"
"That's Jolyn."
"..."
"..."
"Hey look! I win! Dragon!"
"Sorry Matt, I have no face cards...redeal."
Edwin and I slowly looked up from our intense game of Big 2. Although Edwin had won the previous 4 games ( debatable, because I had clearly called them PRACTICE GAMES) I was beginning to gain the upper hand. "Ohhh my Gawd!" I fairly shouted as I looked at my hand. DRAGON! This meant I would finally win a game!
I was about to to lay down the hand when Sheldon had erupted.
"Wha-what," Edwin asked anxiously. "Are you ok?"
Sheldon slapped the table with one hand, covered his mouth laughing with another hand and pointed to his sandwich with another hand.
"HA! LOOK! IT'S A DOLPHIN!" Sheldon shouted suddenly, at his sandwich.
Me and Edwin peered in for a closer look.
Edwin scoffed. "A dolphin? How so?"
I nodded in agreement. "How do you have three arms?"
Edwin and Sheldon both looked at me before continuing.
"See, here is the eye, here is the nose-" Sheldon began to explain.
Edwin finally saw it: "Ohh..yeah! THERE it is...hey, you know this means you're eating meat."
I wasn't so sure. "Wait...so where's his other arm?"
Sheldon replied, "Hey, this reminds me of a story WHICH IS IN NO WAY RELATED. I owe you five bucks man."
He proceeded to hand the money which I held loosely in my hand. Looking around, I said, "hey, where did Tina go--"
"YOINK!"
I was aghast to find that someone had in fact, "yoinked" the bill from my hand!
Looking at the possible suspects, I decided the only perpretator (??) could be Tina.
"Stupid Tina," I muttered, "you never can trust those cosplay girls..."
Edwin laffed. "Uh Matt, Tina isn't even here today."
"A likely story," I proclaimed, as I went up to Tina. "Who then, is THIS?!"
"That's Jolyn."
"..."
"..."
"Hey look! I win! Dragon!"
"Sorry Matt, I have no face cards...redeal."
