Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Anthony & Ricky Vs Matt & AMJay

'AnToNy' says:
yo check this kid n his home boys,
he all up in here tryin to make some noise.
styll imma show ya'll the sick rhymes i got in stock,
its better than mathew givin head to his dads cock.
im sure he knows wat im talkin bout,
he sayin im chokin, hell hes got sperm in his mouth.

matthew // fortminor says:
dude's modem must be slow; DSL
couldn't speak properly; got put in ESL
english as a second language
i'm leave you damaged
this raps tighter then saran wrap
you gay kid, swinging from your man's sack
to your other man's mouth
then you get the urge; start HEADing south
heading, get it? thats a metaphor
your raps better give me a blowjob; they suck; iunno what they better for


ricky says:
this fool calls himself fortminor
but my bombs go off without a timer
he has free skills? dont make me start laffin
matts best talents are spittin and gaffin
hes a little chicken he runs and hides
the last beef he saw was with potatoes on the side
u want a challenge dont come to me
cuz ill mess u up with lyrics from a to z(zee)

matthew says:
you start right but now i'm stoppin ya
pay homage y'all in the presense of asian mafia
you prefer W John Thomas? or C R Gamble
know what i'm talking about? don't think you understand yo
whatever i say is right; like the law
i get applause/ because/ only rapper above me: biggie smalls
one look at my rhymes makes you piss your draws
i BUSSSSS you up good like my middle name "laidlaw"
i stand tall

y'all can't mess wit fort minor
nelly styles;u askin for my autograph like: sign hurrrr>?!!!


AMJason says:
Im spittin in old school, YUs representing
Itz the AM-AzN MaFiA madd reprent
Hey b1tch azz motha fucka this is how i start
Do these, as if you do your mom (vertical)
Respect us, as you do yo hunyz (BU)(ST)
Trust me i got no time,
its like i got a fine on mind MADd dollorz, y
ou suk dic lik there aint tommorow
Basicalllly...i got madd respects Antony
But all i can see is your a big (AZZ)( ) Phony


'AnToNy' says:
aight yo check this kid here from nowhere,
he raps like the gay fresh prince from belAIR.
i know u tryin hard dawg, enuff repect,
u better shut up fast b4 u get DISrespect.
ya'll might be Yu's and asians,
but this is how a brown man raps, not kacation.
haven't u heard the sayin "once u go brown, u cant sit down",
well thats how we fuck bitches from an asian town.thats somethin to think bout


...and it gets WORSER (pt 3)

matthew // шс says:
i read your lines man, you ain't making no sense
i was talking about your paper; you ain't making no cents
didn't want to call your sis names but "yo slut!", so there
only way you could fade me is if you cut my hair
you the type to go to the malls for toys
you spend lunch time playing wit balls and boys
this is round one, i'll go easy on you
you the type to like girls to be peeing on you

'AnToNy' says:
yo u think ur cool callin me gay,
im suprised u didnt run outta shit to say.
after yesterdays match, i thought u was done for a while,
or maybe u just finish learning some new shit from 8 mile.
but i must be wrong yo, and you porbably know it,
cause ur even lower than i thought, u stealin from G-unit.
so lemme give u some real advice wen u rap against me,
dont be stealin other ppl's shit, cause i wont take it likely

matthew // шс says:
you won't take it lightly? or take it likely?
accusing me of rhymes biting? you can bite me
fight me, comeon, write me a song
btw tell your mama i got boxer's on
she usually gets excited by that
however, its the opposite reaction to your wack raps
"you must be wrong" you just dissed your damn self
you can cum.... yeh, but only with your man's help
why would i steal from g-unit? i ain't pop-rap
if i was then i would make my pop sad
like 2pac said, get on your knees and pray
my last lines truest: dude you SO GAY
i don't know why i aalways do "yo mama" jokes
cause last time i busted, your mama choked

'AnToNy' says:
yo im surprise u quoting from 2pac,
again u disappoint me, you stealin from behind his back.
now check out ur boy jin from "learn chinese"
hes got one hit and rot like stale cheese.
now i aint really dissin asian rappers so dont criticize,
but comparin his rhymes to urs, they aint got styles.
so im done for now, but heres my last say,
tomorrow imma kick ur ass for callin me gay.

....and it continues...(Pt 2)

matthew // шс says:
you jack your ripped rhymes like you was jack the ripper
cheap dollar store item; you a toe-nail clipper

'AnToNy' says:
my raps got flavour, my rhymes hardcore,
doesnt matter how much i diss this kid, he keeps coming back for more.

matthew // шс says:
your disses is like cold coffee; they weak and old
your lines is fake silver, mines is freeekin gold

'AnToNy' says:
u got me ther yo im at a loss for words,
but still, ballas aint got gold, they roll like diamond lords.

matthew // шс says:
you follow everything your mom tells you to avoid drama
you call that "good son" i call it "whipped by your mama"

'AnToNy' says:
hell yeh i got whipped, but it was from ur mama,
it was cause she kept screaming "please fuck me harda!!"


matthew // шс says:
thats nasty, screwing some 40 year old women
you the type to look at the grannies when the hunnies go swimming
you enjoy the wrinkles cause it makes you feel younger
you go "i'm only 6!" to the granny while you tongue her

'AnToNy' says:
ay yo look at this kid tryin to rap against me, s
omebody please tell this nigga who anthony might be.
see he dont know my rhymes is fresh meat,
he needs to think twice b4 he gets beat.
i aint like this fake ass asian rapper,
when im done with u, you gonna need a new diaper.
so hustle hustle lets see if u got smarter,
cause watever u hit me with, imma hit u back harder.

matthew // шс says:
i'll need a diaper, yeh to catch all the ish you throwin me
how you think you hyper just goes over me
so what b, can you back your words up with proof?
i rhyme like Eminem, you strugglin like Proof
like "oh hell,"
you ain't the best person in d12
you call me asian, then you call me nigga
make up your mind man, how you figure
that i'm a mixed kid man, i'm pure chinese geez,
thats blatantly wrong; please

ANTHONY VS MATT (pt 1)

'AnToNy' says:
see the only spyin i be doin is on yo mama bro,
she tells me things that u aint gots to know
bout when her lil poopsy matthew was a baby boy,
he got into big trouble touchin younger cousin roy.
yeh thats right she told me bout ur nickname poopsy,
that shit aint gangsta be, i'll pretend u dont know me.
soo next time i pass u that football toy,
dont be shy to touch, it's bigger than cousin roy.


matthew says:
you claim you distracted, yeh son, you fallin off
heres a cocktail; the catch? its molotov
never fails, this kid talks about gay kids, then jails
you falllin faster than ja rule's damn record sales
if you should seek me, tryin to defeat me
i see you tryin to cheat me, claimin you can beat me
you need to stop your damn lying
go back to your gay porn: saving PRIVATE ryan
or should i say, saving ryan's privates
you trying to get money copyin off my hits

'
AnToNy' says:
ooo big man with no meat,
taller than most geeks. y
ou should quite battling and retire,
imma show u wat kanye means by "through the wire".
sit back n take a seat,
cause u bout to get beat.
U tellin me bout saving ryans privates,
U probably the one shaving ryans privates.
dont be tellin me bout ja rules record sales,
i know hes ur favourite rapper, u following his trails.
ur raps get older faster than the hair on luvjits face, t
he only thing ur known for raps is disgrace.

matthew says:
the older my raps get they turn in to classics
tell me when was the time you had your last hit?
thats right, thats why the girls be feein me
they see me, and see the different possibilities
as for you though, chilling with all dudes
wearing the same shirt that your mama bought you
yeh exco style, copycat brand
the wayne gretzky of rap; yeh, i'm that man
aiyo, i've never felt this meaannnn
couldn't read a line if it was close captioned on a tv screeeeeen,
thats too bad yo
i feel bad have to end this battle
thats a nasty mental picture that you dreamed up
thinking of your own brother got yourself creamed up

'AnToNy' says:
why u like talking bout incestuous acts and while masturbate,
do you know if thats real cream cheese or my sperm u ate.
my juice aint a fake, did u feel like having seconds to take.
did u smack your lips and got all nasty,
cause ur mom knows my shit is tasty.

matthew says:
tasty and nasty don't rhyme, sorry
you wanna know your father? go on maury
me? hardly, pardon me, hell no
i guess you know your own juice well though
cause you say it aint' fake, you expierence that?
i ask girls "aiyo, you feelin his raps"
they say "no way, he ain't no emcee"
sorry bud: you may have the motor but the gas is on empty

'AnToNy' says:
well could some1 explain wat is emcee?
and those words do rhyme tasty and nasty.
try sayin it out loud it might make ya brain actEEve,
cause i know u cant think now cause ur heads up ya ass sleeve,
So imma say this once and this is the last time,
Come up with some new shit homie, u lack rhyme.
Now lets see wat u really made off dawg,
Cause once u get me started, imma rap hog.