LUNCH TIME
Lunchtime at Heart Lake is always an interesting event.
To pass the time, our group often asks scenerios back and forth. For example:
Edwin: "Hey, Matt, what would you do, if i just nailed you in the balls right now?"
Me: "What? Why would you kick me in the balls?"
Edwin: "Who said anything about kick?"
He then proceeded to pull out several long rusted nails and what looked like a plastic hammer out of his backpack, waving them back and forth while repeating: "nails...get it?"
Sheldon, the resident vegetarian often gets scenerios of what would happen if he ate meat by accident.
This escalated into complicated discussions of the possibilities that he would bite into his banana and find half a piece of bacon.
"What would you do though," I continued, as he choked in amazement at mystupidity intelligent question, "like, what if we planted the bacon--"
"No wait!" Edwin interrupted, "What if the bacon grew INSIDE the banana--naturally! HA-yeah!"
Sheldon stared at us for 10minutes seconds and said, "...yes...this reminds of a story that is in no way related. I almost died."
"WHAT?" Edwin fairly shouted. "What happened? Did you get hit by a car?"
Sheldon shook his head. "Nah, I just almost suffocated myself."
I shook my head. "Yo man, thats not cool. There's so much in life thats good. Ending it now would just be pointless--"
Sheldon interrupted me: "No you idiot. It wasn't on purpose. I was sleeping."
"Sleeping?" I repeated.
"Sleeping." Sheldon re-repeated.
To pass the time, our group often asks scenerios back and forth. For example:
Edwin: "Hey, Matt, what would you do, if i just nailed you in the balls right now?"
Me: "What? Why would you kick me in the balls?"
Edwin: "Who said anything about kick?"
He then proceeded to pull out several long rusted nails and what looked like a plastic hammer out of his backpack, waving them back and forth while repeating: "nails...get it?"
Sheldon, the resident vegetarian often gets scenerios of what would happen if he ate meat by accident.
This escalated into complicated discussions of the possibilities that he would bite into his banana and find half a piece of bacon.
"What would you do though," I continued, as he choked in amazement at my
"No wait!" Edwin interrupted, "What if the bacon grew INSIDE the banana--naturally! HA-yeah!"
Sheldon stared at us for 10
"WHAT?" Edwin fairly shouted. "What happened? Did you get hit by a car?"
Sheldon shook his head. "Nah, I just almost suffocated myself."
I shook my head. "Yo man, thats not cool. There's so much in life thats good. Ending it now would just be pointless--"
Sheldon interrupted me: "No you idiot. It wasn't on purpose. I was sleeping."
"Sleeping?" I repeated.
"Sleeping." Sheldon re-repeated.
