Jay: 'Well uh, up yours, po-po! I'm leaving.'

So my cuz Jay and me are walking down the street.

Jay says he's old enough to drive, and he wants to demonstrate his driving skills.


(side story, my bro ryan once tried to brake with the handbrake, and grabbed an umbrella instead...and we almost totalled his car, but it was fun)

We see this sign that says 'No Parking' and sure enough, we see thousands of cars parked under it.

We also see this policeman and he's ticketing the cars.

Here, I get worried. What if Jay parked here?

Sure enough, he walks up toward the cars.

I think to myself, it would seriously suck if our car got ticketed, or was about to.

Sure enough, he walks up to the very car that the policeman is ticketing!

He walks up, all mad, and goes: 'Yo man, I gotta go now.'

Policeman: 'Ok, but before you do, let me write you a ticket. You can't park here.'

Jay: 'Well uh, up yours, po-po! I'm leaving.'

The policeman or, po-po said nothing, but wrote him ANOTHER TICKET for public disturbance or something.

Jay: 'You write one more ticket, I'll get my buddy over there to kill you.' (points to me)

The policeman says 'I'm going to pretend I didn't even hear that,' but proceeds to write 2 more tickets, for a grand total of 4 tickets!

Jay storms off, and I follow, hesitantly.

Me: 'So..uh, what are you going to do?'

Jay: 'Me? Nothing. Why?'

Me: 'But you just got 4 tickets!'

Jay: 'Dude, that wasn't my car.'

Turns out he parked about 2 blocks away.